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Hello you wonderful people, monsters and other dungeon crawlers. I am back from my long absence.
Around three years ago, I was diagnosed with life changing health issues. Issues for which medical science has no effective treatments. So, my priorities changed and I went on a personal journey of exploration to find alternative treatments and solutions. My path turned a bit dark and eventually drew the attention of law enforcement resulting in a host of criminal charges. My trial was an absolute circus with the prosecution recklessly tossing around terms like "atrocity" and "ritual sacrifice." I fought the good fight in court but the deck was stacked against me. The final result was my sad, and untimely, execution by the State.
Fortunately, my younger brother has a real talent for unspeakable acts of necromancy. This past solstice he pulled me back from my convalescence in the grave. Sure, I had to give him back his soul and his spell makes me cluck like a chicken whenever he says the word "burrito," but that is a small price to pay for a new lease on life. I do mean lease as I must pay the rent every equinox and solstice from now on and eat a very restricted diet, if you know what I mean. At least I was able to get a lot of work done while in the dirt and I will now be able to get back to regular weekly posts for the next several months. I have a lot of new figures to catch up with. I hope you will all enjoy.
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